Sunday, April 26, 2009

The Truth About Swine Flu

A while ago I wrote about bird flu and gave a lot of truth to a lot of people. You're welcome. Now the animal kingdom has a new test for me, and the rest of mankind: Swine flu.
Don't confuse this with "Swine-fu", a form of martial arts characterized by overwhelming your opponent with bodily stench and a love for semi-rancid vegetables.

Swine flu originated in Mexico, which is probably where a lot of other diseases originated too. Pigs never cover their mouths when they sneeze, so most likely the devil got in them and is trying to kill people.

Well, I've got news for you hog-faces: its going to take a lot more than a runny nose, fever, and fatal pneumonia to keep me from eating your delicious rib meat.

So before you pink pig bastards spit up any more bloody sputum on us, just remember one thing:

-Double E


ReformingGeek said...

I'm definitely having pork chops this week.

paul bitzan said...

They keep trying to kill us, those pesky beasts. Swine flu, bird flu, mad cow. When will they ever learn?

Anonymous said...

Well said! It will be hard for those pigs to start a pandemic if they're slathered in the proper sauce next to some good slaw