Sunday, September 14, 2008

That's the Ticket

Lots of people have been commenting on the fact that McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as his Vice Presidential running mate was both a surprising and potentially risky choice. Since I am smarter then everyone, I will tell you the truth: It was neither bold nor risky. Unless you were stupid you knew he would choose a younger candidate who was either black or a woman. Maybe both.

Since all politicians are horrible people with contrived personalities and thinly veiled agendas, I am going to do the world a favor and run for president. You're Welcome. And now I will show you what a truly bold and surprising VP pick is:

My running mate for the 2008 presidential election is......

The Fake Bigfoot Body:

Fake Bigfoot Body should bring in some of the minority vote, since he is a minority (how many fake bigfoot bodies are there?). He should get a fair percentage of the woman vote too, since he is a big furry animal. He just needs to tuck away those fake intestines or whatever they are. His stoic rubber gaze and lack of a brain makes it impossible to rattle him in a debate. his pliant handshake and warm furry embrace is sure to entice some swing voters as well, and independents will welcome the new face to the political scene.

Fake bigfoot body has been criticized for lack of political experience, but he is the best at doing what we wish all politicians would do: Nothing. Nobody can do nothing like Fake Bigfoot Body.

Do what's best for the country: Vote Double E - Fake Bigfoot Body.

-Double E