I just purchased a printer that is the probably the largest electrical device in existence. It has smaller printers orbiting it. When I moved it from Walmart to my house it affected the tides. When I opened it up I expected to find a smaller printer inside, with an even smaller printer inside of that one. I thought the box was unusually big when i was buying it, but when I got it out it was even bigger than the box.
If printer technology had kept up with cell phones and computers, it would somehow be even smaller than the sheets of paper it was printing on. Instead it is larger than the forest the paper trees come from.
Looking at it right now, I want to throw a table cloth over it and host a banquet for visiting dignitaries.
If my apartment was hit by a tornado right now, I would climb inside my printer for safety. In fact, with this printer I don't even need an apt.
I walked around the side of my printer to plug in the cable and I got lost.
It didn't even come with an instruction booklet; Just a map.
I put in an entire ream of fresh paper and it just laughed at me.
Apparently God CAN make a rock so big that even he can't lift it-it's called my printer.