- Only black people like Sprite and McDonald's.
- You can get a good workout in 4 minutes a day.
- Cleaning can be fun if you get the right mop.
- A single paper towel can clean up 2 cups of orange juice, a bowl of oatmeal, 2 cartons of raw eggs, and a steamy pile of dog poo.
- Minivans and station wagons can be SUV's too if you show college kids going camping with one.
- Cool diapers make pooping your pants fun.
- Herpes makes you go mountain climbing and kayaking.
So remember these important life lessons.