Breakroom Fridge 7th Weekly 'Use-it-or-Lose-it' James Brown Nominations

*** At my current job there is a communal breakroom fridge where people abandon all manner of food to fester and rot. My department is tasked with cleaning out the breakroom on Fridays , and so to clear out the dead weight I instituted the now-infamous Friday Breakroom Fridge Emails. Everybody said I should share them, so here they are***

It is once again time for our weekly James Brown ‘Funky” food nominations. Only the funkiest of foods make the cut. If you feel any of these have been nominated in error, you can save them from the chopping block. Any nominees left at the end of the day will be sent to Hormel where it is turned into Spam.

We only have two nominees for today:

1.        Our first nominee is only a few weeks old, but I keep seeing it in there, peeking out from behind some tupperwares, taunting me.  It appears to be a free sample from Chik-Fil-A that somebody took from the mall and saved for later. A meal this small should be thrown away on principle, as it would just make you angry anyway. 

2.        I’m also not sure exactly how old our second nominee is , but this jar has been around for a while and is haunting my dreams. Whatever is in there I think is about to hatch and will kill us all.

That’s all we have for this week, as the fridge has been pretty clean lately. If you want to save either of these offenders let me know, or sneak into the breakroom and snatch it. Any nominees left at the end of the day will be disposed of with extreme prejudice.

 I also have a bunch of Tupperware from previous nominees, and next week I will be releasing them back into the wild. So if you are missing one, stay tuned.

Have a fun weekend everybody!