It's gonna be a bright, bright, sunshiny day

Scientists in China are building the world's first "artificial sun" fusion energy device. The device will reportedly be able to withstand like a bajillion degrees. The cost of making this fake sun is 300 million yuan, or 37 million US dollars. This seems like a ripoff. I made a fake sun too, once. See:





The bidding will start at 37 million dollars.

-Eric

Holy Herbivores Batman!

As reported by Fox News on 07/27/2005 (Important news travels fast): In a startling upset, Carrie Underwood of "American Idol" fame and Coldplay frontman Chris "fag-man" Martin were voted as last year's 'Worlds Sexiest Vegetarians' by PETA. Since the contest's inception, the PETA tree-humpers have been searching for sexy vegetarians. When a few humans gleefully admitted to vegetarianism, PETA was quick to upstage their previous "World's Sexiest Vegetarians":

UPDATE: The Baboon was later disqualified when it ate its own young.


-Eric