Mad Props

Mad props to my brother for concocting the awesome banner in like 15 minutes. Now thats talent.

-Eric

Fill 'er up

Recent hurricane turmoil has brought a lot of attention to the national gas situation. Suprisingly the US is actually the 3rd most oil producing nation, behind only Saudia Arabia and Russia. We are at the top of the consumer list though, as expected. The top 5 Biggest gas users are:

1. United States
2. China
3. Eric's van
4. Japan
5. Germany

When you get to the point where you easily calculate how much it costs you to drive a mile, it might be time to dust off the bicycle. (By the way, its approximately 0.34). Maybe I should just start taking a cab... .

-Eric

A Penny Saved....

Financial Situation Diary

Day 1:

My financial situation has somewhat stabilized and I have been getting more hours at work, and things like that. I am not having problems paying my bills, the fridge is stocked, got a full tank of gas. Thus I have decided to pay my own rent this semester, so I don't have to ask my grandpa for money any more.

Day 2:

-Eric

Free Your Mind

I saw a bumper sticker today that said,

"Minds are like parachutes: They only work when they are open"

My first thought was, 'I've got something that will open your mind: My shutgun!'
I then surmised that the reason their mind is like a parachute is becaused its filled with air.

My mind, on the other hand, is like a steel trap. Not only because it traps useful information and holds onto it, but because when people try to put anything stupid in it chops off their hand.

-Eric