Thursday, September 08, 2005

Free Your Mind

I saw a bumper sticker today that said,

"Minds are like parachutes: They only work when they are open"

My first thought was, 'I've got something that will open your mind: My shutgun!'
I then surmised that the reason their mind is like a parachute is becaused its filled with air.

My mind, on the other hand, is like a steel trap. Not only because it traps useful information and holds onto it, but because when people try to put anything stupid in it chops off their hand.

-Eric

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